Suri’s Burn Book is my guilty pleasure. Most of the time I read it when Baby K is asleep and I have to hold my breath to keep from laughing out loud. It’s full of wit and snark all rolled up into a cute ball of well-spoken five-year-old insight. Launched in July 2011, the ghost writer (I mean, let’s be real) showcases Suri in all her diva glory. Her pure detest for the Jolie-Pitt kids and search for which iPhone Victoria Beckham sports is comical. I’m not ashamed to say that Suri Cruise is a much better writer than I. In fact, why are you still reading this? Go read Suri.
Her latest adventure? Wondering what she’ll get for Christmas–Chanel no. 22 as a stocking stuffer, miniature horse and a regular sized horse top her list. Oh man. Mom and Dad better not disappoint or Suri might just make sure they end up on Santa’s naughty list next year. You know she has the jolly guy on speed dial.
You can reach out to “Suri” via email at surisburnbook[at]gmail[dot]com or on Twitter @surisburnbook.
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