Here’s my adjective-overload, fictional pitch:
Now, you go.
Ah yes.....the classic marketing fluff tag lines which nobody ever walks away with a clear understanding of the meaning. I just read a 4 page version of this yesterday (thank you large security company vendor marketing / copywriting department). These are basically college business class "How To Write A Mission Statement" version 2.0. I.e.:
"We can enable your business to more effectively streamline your social networking presence through interactive marketing and rich media integration into today's mobile workforce by effectively utilizing a laser-focused team of today's best professionals with the latest in digital publishing technologies."