Umm..what to they do? Raise money...hopefully unsuccessfully!

Ah yes.....the classic marketing fluff tag lines which nobody ever walks away with a clear understanding of the meaning.  I just read a 4 page version of this yesterday (thank you large security company vendor marketing / copywriting department).  These are basically college business class "How To Write A Mission Statement" version 2.0.  I.e.:

"We can enable your business to more effectively streamline your social networking presence through interactive marketing and rich media integration into today's mobile workforce by effectively utilizing a laser-focused  team of today's best professionals with the latest in digital publishing technologies."